TV girl - Blue hair (speed up)

She asked me how to be funny

But that's not something you can teach

What seemed so blue in the sunlight

By the night was a pale green

And I tried to hold her

But it didn't really last long

And she's getting older

I guess she's gotta cut her blue hair off

She asked me if she was pretty

Well, it's clear that the girl's a fraud

There's really no way of winning

If in their eyes you'll always be a dumb blonde